I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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