You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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