i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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