Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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