the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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