Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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