I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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