Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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