Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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