Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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