But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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