i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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