"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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