the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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