It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
