I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
