Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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