when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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