Can Purell be used as lube?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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