Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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