Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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