glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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