hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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