this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
either way he was missing a nipple.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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