Fuck appropriateness.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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