...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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