He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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