turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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