No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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