You're completely useless in the revolution.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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