dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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