wake up i wanna do it froggy style
babies were throwing up all over the place
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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