doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
