I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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