If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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