She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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