Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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