Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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