We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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