I don't think brook has ever known best
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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