Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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