i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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