why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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