The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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