I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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