I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
