I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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