Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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