About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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