Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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