Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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