Me. At least after what I've been through.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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