Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
we're so committed to being not committed
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Randomize
