You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
